41 lines
No EOL
2.1 KiB
Text
41 lines
No EOL
2.1 KiB
Text
set {special.archie_increment} = 7.0
|
|
|
|
You've recived a letter from Archie Nemisye.
|
|
if {special.archie_increment} == 1.0:
|
|
"Howdy, nemisis! It's me, your Nemisye!"
|
|
"(Heh, see what I did there? Clever huh?)"
|
|
"Aaaanyway, I hope you're ready to get [i]totally freakin' [b]shredded[/b][/i] by my awesome army.
|
|
elif {special.archie_increment} == 2.0:
|
|
"How've you been lately anyway? We haven't spoken in a while."
|
|
"Come to think of it, I'm not sure we've ever even spoken in the first place!"
|
|
elif {special.archie_increment} == 3.0:
|
|
"I do hope you're getting these, by the way."\
|
|
"As much as I positively [i][b]despise[b][i] you and your {player_goal} ways. You may well be the only other in the land who can relate to me and my [i]royally[/i] blasé existance."
|
|
elif {special.archie_increment} == 4.0:
|
|
"I dunno, gets awful lonely being king, so one must find ways to entertain oneself. Even if it means fraternizing with one's worst enemy!"
|
|
"Lucky for you though, you won't need to bother with that for much longer, I'll have you thrown to the dinos once [i]I'm[/i] in charge!"
|
|
elif {special.archie_increment} == 5.0:
|
|
"You are getting these aren't you? Very un-rulerly of you to simply leave mail [i]without[/i] a reply."
|
|
"I suppose maybe I'll just need to come over there and confront you myself once I've had my way with your troops."
|
|
elif {special.archie_increment} == 6.0:
|
|
"Okay well now this lack of response is just plain rude."
|
|
else:
|
|
"I suppose diplomacy really isn't your strongsuit huh? Well I guess that's alright, just another thing I get to be better than you at!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
~~ From the Court of Archie Nemisye ~~\
|
|
~~ With All His Highness' Respect ~~
|
|
|
|
if {special.archie_increment} == 4.0:
|
|
"P.S.\
|
|
I was lying about the whole feeding you to dinosaur's part."
|
|
elif {special.archie_increment} == 7.0
|
|
"P.S.\
|
|
This is the last time you'll hear from me, frankly it's late and I'm getting tired of writing these letters."
|
|
"Goodnight, sleep loose, let the bed bugs eat you alive or something.\
|
|
\
|
|
- Archie"
|
|
set {special.archie_increment} += 1.0
|
|
|
|
# If special.archie_increment >= 7 then set the probability of the taunt event to zero |